{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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