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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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