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Jackpot! is a 2024 American action comedy film directed by Paul Feig and written by Rob Yescombe. It stars Awkwafina as Katie, a former child actor who wins a $3.6 billion lottery and must fend off people trying to kill her in a future version of California. John Cena, Ayden Mayeri, Donald Elise Watkins, Sam Asghari, and Simu Liu co-star.
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