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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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John Charles Rood is an American national security adviser and former government official who served as the Under Secretary of Defense for Policy from January 2018 to February 2020. Before that, he was Senior Vice President of Lockheed Martin where he oversaw international business. He also served as vice president for Domestic Business Development at Lockheed Martin and he was a vice president at the Raytheon Company.
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