{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
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Malacothrix glabrata, commonly known as the smooth desert dandelion or desert dandelion, is an annual plant with yellow flowers that appears in western North America.
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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