{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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