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The Sister is an extended play by Marissa Nadler. It was released on May 29, 2012, by Box of Cedar Records. Nadler announced the EP on her Facebook page as a \"sister album\" to her 2011 eponymous album. The album was dubbed by Paste Magazine an \"impressive concoction of stark minimalism.\"
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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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